Portland Cat Goes Viral Due To Unfortunate Phallic Facial Markings

April 15, 2023 by 1 Comment

A Portland cat in an animal shelter went viral today due to it’s unfortunate facial markings. We won’t be giving out any prizes for nicknames for this cat, as it is fairly obvious about what first springs to mind.

As the cat is black and white, this makes the phallic shape even more prominent and almost impossible to ignore.

However! Every cloud has a silver lining and these facial markings have ensured that the cat (named Gracie) has already found a new home. Listed on April 12th 2023, Oregon Humane is no longer taking any enquiries on this cat due to extremely popular demand. So it seems as though being different is a positive, no matter in which way it’s shown.

The following details display the cats measurements (no, not that one), and also display a $200 fee for adopting the cat, which is standard and helps the organization look after and find homes for incoming cats.

Looks likeDomestic Short Hair
SexFemale
ColorWhite, Blue
Age10 months
Weight7.9 lbs

The Oregon Humane Society is a nonprofit animal welfare organization based in Portland, Oregon, United States. Its mission is to promote the humane treatment of animals and prevent cruelty to them. The organization provides shelter, medical care, and adoption services for thousands of animals each year, including dogs, cats, and small animals such as rabbits and guinea pigs.

In addition to its adoption services, the Oregon Humane Society offers a range of programs and services aimed at improving the lives of animals and promoting responsible pet ownership. These include educational programs, spay and neuter services, behavior and training classes, and animal-assisted therapy programs.

The Oregon Humane Society also works to prevent animal cruelty and neglect through advocacy and legislative efforts. It works with law enforcement agencies and other organizations to investigate and prosecute cases of animal abuse and neglect. You can adopt an animal, or make a donation to their website here.

One Reply to “Portland Cat Goes Viral Due To Unfortunate Phallic Facial Markings”

  1. Michelle Johnson says:

    She’s very beautiful. Her parents are artists.