Although a satirical magazine cover, residents of Portland all know someone like this. Even though Potland had a net-negative migration rate in 2020, there are still a lot of people who like to complain about all of the faces from out of town.

On the surface, a native Oregonian is pretty much just like anyone else, and most of them are really, really, decent people. They will tell you that they pretty much don’t care where you’re from. They tend to rely more on character than pedigree when deciding about people.

Of course, the Portland moaner is the exception to this rule, which is exactly who this magazine was made for – the people who moved here first.

As you can see, the magazine has 50 hikes that are way too crowded and comes with handy tips such as concealing the fact that you moved to Portland from Brooklyn.

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